Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 17:39:41 GMT -5
THERE WAS A LITTLE OLD LADY WHO WOULD COME OUT EVERY MORNING ON THE STEPS OF HER FRONT PORCH, RAISE UP HER ARMS TO THE SKY AND SHOUT, PRAISE THE LORD!
WELL ONE DAY AN ATHEIST MOVED INTO THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR, OVER A TIME HE BECAME IRRITATED AT THE LITTLE OLD LADY THAT EVERY MORNING HE WOULD STEP OUT ONTO HIS FRONT PORCH AND YELL AFTER HER, THERE IS NO LORD!
TIME PASSED WITH THE TWO OF THEM CARRYING ON THIS WAY EVERY DAY, THEN ONE MORNING IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER THE LITTLE OLD LADY STEPPED ONTO HER FRONT PORCH AND SHOUTED, (PRAISE THE LORD) LORD I HAVE NO FOOD AND I AM STARVING. PLEACE PROVIDE FOR ME OH LORD!
THE NEXT MORNING SHE STEPPED ONTO HER PORCH AND THERE WERE TWO HUGE BAGS OF GROCERIES SETTING THERE, (PRAISE THE LORD) SHE CRYED OUT. HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME.
THE ATHIEST JUMPED OUT OF THE HEDGE AND SHOUTED, THERE IS NO LORD, I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES, THE LITTLE OLD LADY THREW HER ARMS INTO THE AIR AND SHOUTED(PRAISE THE LORD) HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES, AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM.
TO ME THIS IS A CUTE STORY BUT DID GIVE ME TIME FOR THOUGH. HAS UKNOWN AUTHOR ON IT BUT I WOULD SAY GOD HAD HIS HANDS IN ON IT TOO. HOPE YOU GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT TO.
WELL ONE DAY AN ATHEIST MOVED INTO THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR, OVER A TIME HE BECAME IRRITATED AT THE LITTLE OLD LADY THAT EVERY MORNING HE WOULD STEP OUT ONTO HIS FRONT PORCH AND YELL AFTER HER, THERE IS NO LORD!
TIME PASSED WITH THE TWO OF THEM CARRYING ON THIS WAY EVERY DAY, THEN ONE MORNING IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER THE LITTLE OLD LADY STEPPED ONTO HER FRONT PORCH AND SHOUTED, (PRAISE THE LORD) LORD I HAVE NO FOOD AND I AM STARVING. PLEACE PROVIDE FOR ME OH LORD!
THE NEXT MORNING SHE STEPPED ONTO HER PORCH AND THERE WERE TWO HUGE BAGS OF GROCERIES SETTING THERE, (PRAISE THE LORD) SHE CRYED OUT. HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME.
THE ATHIEST JUMPED OUT OF THE HEDGE AND SHOUTED, THERE IS NO LORD, I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES, THE LITTLE OLD LADY THREW HER ARMS INTO THE AIR AND SHOUTED(PRAISE THE LORD) HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES, AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM.
TO ME THIS IS A CUTE STORY BUT DID GIVE ME TIME FOR THOUGH. HAS UKNOWN AUTHOR ON IT BUT I WOULD SAY GOD HAD HIS HANDS IN ON IT TOO. HOPE YOU GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT TO.