Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 17:47:28 GMT -5
From: MSN NicknameHisAleph (Original Message) Sent: 8/2/2006 11:48 AM
SUBJECT: SENIOR PERSONAL ADS
"Senior" personal ads
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4"
(used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
And am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out
And enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share
Rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
And still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and
Listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new
Parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well
SUBJECT: SENIOR PERSONAL ADS
"Senior" personal ads
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
===============
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4"
(used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
=======================
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
And am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
=========================
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out
And enjoy quiet times.
====================
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share
Rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
==========================
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
And still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and
Listen to my eight-track tapes.
=======================
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
=============================
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new
Parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well