Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 17:51:15 GMT -5
found this in one of my mailboxes and thought it was humorous. Then again I've taught in some pretty redneck schools and lived in Applachia so I would find this interesting? Hope you can at least smile a minute over some of them:
You Might Be A Jewish Redneck If:
* You think a Hora is a high priced call girl.
* You light your Shabbat candles with your cigarette.
* Your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmulke.
* Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name.
* You have a gun rack in your Sukkah.
* You think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher.
* You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish law.
* You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks.
* When someone shouts L'chaim you respond L'howdy.
* You are saving a bottle of Mogen David wine for some special occasion
You Might Be A Jewish Redneck If:
* You think a Hora is a high priced call girl.
* You light your Shabbat candles with your cigarette.
* Your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmulke.
* Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name.
* You have a gun rack in your Sukkah.
* You think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher.
* You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish law.
* You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks.
* When someone shouts L'chaim you respond L'howdy.
* You are saving a bottle of Mogen David wine for some special occasion