Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 18:31:17 GMT -5
From: MSN NicknameMightyAngelJoe (Original Message) Sent: 1/31/2007 7:43 PM
A Rabbi And A Priest Have An Accident
There was an amazing accident involving a Rabbi and a Priest who collided. The cars are completely demolished but the Rabbi and the Priest don't even have a scratch on them.
The Priest looks at the rabbi's kippah and says:
"Oh, you're a Rabbi."
Then the Rabbi looks at the Priest's collar and says:
"Oh, you're a Priest."
"Yes" answered the Priest.
The Rabbi says, "Well look at this! Both of our cars are shattered to bits, but none of us have a scratch. This must be a sign from GOD that we should be friends."
"Yes this is a sign!", exclaimed the Priest.
The Rabbi notices that in his car is a wine bottle with a Mogen David on it and it isn't broken."
"Look!" The rabbi points to the bottle and continues. "My wine bottle isn't shattered. This must be a sign from GOD that we should drink this to commemorate that we are friends."
"Yes this must be a sign," says the Priest who takes the bottle from the Rabbi's car and starts to drink until he is half-way done with the bottle and then he hands it to the Rabbi.
But the Rabbi takes the bottle and closes it.
"Aren't you going to have a sip Rabbi?" the Priest asks.
"Nahh..... I think I'll wait for the police," answers the Rabbi.
A Rabbi And A Priest Have An Accident
There was an amazing accident involving a Rabbi and a Priest who collided. The cars are completely demolished but the Rabbi and the Priest don't even have a scratch on them.
The Priest looks at the rabbi's kippah and says:
"Oh, you're a Rabbi."
Then the Rabbi looks at the Priest's collar and says:
"Oh, you're a Priest."
"Yes" answered the Priest.
The Rabbi says, "Well look at this! Both of our cars are shattered to bits, but none of us have a scratch. This must be a sign from GOD that we should be friends."
"Yes this is a sign!", exclaimed the Priest.
The Rabbi notices that in his car is a wine bottle with a Mogen David on it and it isn't broken."
"Look!" The rabbi points to the bottle and continues. "My wine bottle isn't shattered. This must be a sign from GOD that we should drink this to commemorate that we are friends."
"Yes this must be a sign," says the Priest who takes the bottle from the Rabbi's car and starts to drink until he is half-way done with the bottle and then he hands it to the Rabbi.
But the Rabbi takes the bottle and closes it.
"Aren't you going to have a sip Rabbi?" the Priest asks.
"Nahh..... I think I'll wait for the police," answers the Rabbi.