Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 18:46:25 GMT -5
From: MSN NicknameHisAleph (Original Message) Sent: 7/26/2005 10:11 AM
THE PIRATE
A pirate walked into a pub and the barkeep said, "Hey mate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them white washed me eye."
"You're kidding mate," said the barkeep, "you couldn't lose an eye just from that."
"Well, It was me first day with the hook."
THE PIRATE
A pirate walked into a pub and the barkeep said, "Hey mate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them white washed me eye."
"You're kidding mate," said the barkeep, "you couldn't lose an eye just from that."
"Well, It was me first day with the hook."