Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 18:56:56 GMT -5
20 WISE SAYINGS
* The best way to get even is to forget...
* Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
* God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
* Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
* Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...
* Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea.
* Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
* Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
* Words are windows to the heart.
* A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.
* It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.
* A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's being the right person.
* The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
* Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.
* The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can't hold it.
* To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
* You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive.
* It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
* You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...
* If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.