Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 19:11:28 GMT -5
From: MSN NicknameAukina4Israel1 (Original Message) Sent: 3/20/2005 5:39 PM
Jewish News
Abe is sitting on a bench in Green Park reading an anti-Semitic Newsheet. Solomon, his best friend walks by, sees the paper, and stops --- in shock.
"What are you doing reading that paper?" he says. "You should be reading the Jewish Chronicle!"
Abe replies, "The Jewish Chronicle has stories about intermarriage, anti-Semitism, problems in Israel---all kinds troubles of the Jewish people. I like to read about good news. This anti-Semitic paper says the Jews have all the money...the Jews control the banks...the Jews control the press... the Jews control Hollywood. Better to read nothing but good news!"
(sad but true-- hopefully we can still laugh in the future)
Jewish News
Abe is sitting on a bench in Green Park reading an anti-Semitic Newsheet. Solomon, his best friend walks by, sees the paper, and stops --- in shock.
"What are you doing reading that paper?" he says. "You should be reading the Jewish Chronicle!"
Abe replies, "The Jewish Chronicle has stories about intermarriage, anti-Semitism, problems in Israel---all kinds troubles of the Jewish people. I like to read about good news. This anti-Semitic paper says the Jews have all the money...the Jews control the banks...the Jews control the press... the Jews control Hollywood. Better to read nothing but good news!"
(sad but true-- hopefully we can still laugh in the future)