Post by Chochma Yid on Nov 18, 2008 19:20:58 GMT -5
The pope was so intrigued with Governor Palin that he summoned her to the Vatican to meet and discuss with him the various aspects of governing in a place like Alaska, so close to Russia etc. The world news media had gotten wind of this meeting and like the papparazzi just could not leave them alone so the pope suggested that they go to Venice and get in a gondola.
Wouldn't you know, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, BBC, and every other news team including FOX was there to report on this meeting and spotted them in a gondola.
While they were talking the pontiff's hat blew off and the gondolier ever so gently tried to get the hat with the pole, nearly tipping the gondola over. So Sarah just looked at him and offered to assist.
She got out of the gondola and walked across the canal, retrieved his hat, shook it off, returned to the gondola, and got in and the meeting continued until they finished.
The next day, world headlines read: Palin can't swim.
Wouldn't you know, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, BBC, and every other news team including FOX was there to report on this meeting and spotted them in a gondola.
While they were talking the pontiff's hat blew off and the gondolier ever so gently tried to get the hat with the pole, nearly tipping the gondola over. So Sarah just looked at him and offered to assist.
She got out of the gondola and walked across the canal, retrieved his hat, shook it off, returned to the gondola, and got in and the meeting continued until they finished.
The next day, world headlines read: Palin can't swim.