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Post by aleph on Feb 16, 2009 21:24:39 GMT -5
A new element was discovered:
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons
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Post by eva on Feb 23, 2009 20:28:10 GMT -5
I was just reading about atoms the other day and thought they were very interesting. I never knew they could be so different and still produce different weights. thanks for sharing this article with all us peons. things really are changing right down to the atom of things. I think with every object in this world being made of atoms the real core is spiritual. I think we know the root of this atomic mass. cute article Aleph
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Post by jackiedee on Feb 23, 2009 22:50:41 GMT -5
Hey, I heard about that Governmentium too. I don't think I wanna mess with it!!
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